Philosopher's Drinking Song - by Monty Python

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"Bruces' Philosophers Song" by Eric Idle (Monty Python)

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table

David Hume could out-consume
?Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel

And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill

Plato, they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
And Hobbes was fond of his dram

And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart
"I drink, therefore I am."

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“布魯斯的哲學家之歌”，Eric Idle（Monty Python）

伊曼紐爾康德真正狡猾

他很少穩定

海德格爾，海德格爾是個酗酒的乞丐

他大醉*時會想到你

大衛休姆可能會消耗掉

？叔本華？與黑格爾Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel

維特根斯坦老是醉後泱泱不樂

他像施萊格爾一樣被灌醉

尼采凡事都能教導你

'舉起手腕

蘇格拉底本人永遠生氣

約翰斯圖亞特米爾，他的自由意志

半品脫的shandy病得特別嚴重

他們說，柏拉圖可以堅持下去

每天半箱威士忌

亞里士多德，亞里士多德是瓶子的笨蛋

霍布斯喜歡他的戲劇

Rene Descartes是一個醉酒的屁

“我喝酒，因此我。”

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 schloshed

very drunk.

"by 3.30 everybody was under the table"

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